Holy Cow people. Online BlogCon starts in the morning. I can’t believe it’s already here…and I’m so glad it finally is.
It’s like I’m giving birth to a giant blog baby. I hope she’s beautiful and everyone love her.
{Even if they don’t, I’m hoping they lie and say they do, much like people often do with babies.}
Anyway.
In the need to find something funny to talk about, I’m plagiarizing one of my Facebook posts from yesterday.
You know those “Keep Calm and …” things all over Pinterest?
Like…
Keep Calm and Blog
Keep Calm and Pin
Keep Calm and Eat a Cupcake
Keep Calm and Drink Coffee
Keep Calm and Drink Wine (<— my personal motto the last few days)
One of my favorites I found recently: Keep Calm? Seriously? In this house?
Anyway, you know what I mean. They are all over the place, and there is one for everything. (Keep Calm and Hug Your Golden, I’m looking at you.)
I was on Pinterest yesterday, searching for Keep Calm and Be You type quotes.
The first one that comes up? Keep Calm and be a <really nasty word for a woman that I reeeallllly hate>.
So, by being me, Pinterest called me a bad word. (LOL)
{FYI, I just re-searched it. Someone must have reported it, because it’s not there anymore.}
I thought it was a little hilarious, actually. That someone would make a sign that said that. I mean, who does that?
I think I need to make one that says: Keep Calm and Eat an Oreo. {Wait. It’s already there. People think of everything!}
How about: Keep Calm and Eat a Bag of Oreos.
Because that’s what’s in these bars. A bag of Oreos. White chocolate chips. Chopped Hershey’s Cookies ‘n Cream bars.
Did I mention sweetened condensed milk?
Keep Calm and Drink Sweetened Condensed Milk.
These are pure magic, really.
Keep Calm and Eat Magic Bars.
Ingredients
- 1 package ( oz) Oreos, divided
- 1/4 cup butter, melted
- 1 package white chocolate chips
- 12 mini Hershey’s Cookies ‘n Cream bars, broken into sections
- 1 can sweetened condensed milk
Instructions
- Preheat oven to 350°. Line a 9x13” pan with parchment paper or foil.
- Finely crush 20 Oreos in a food processor. Mix with melted butter and press into prepared pan.
- Sprinkle chocolate chips and chopped Hershey bars evenly over the top of the crust. Coarsely chop the remaining Oreos and sprinkle them over the top of the candy. Pour the sweetened condensed milk evenly over the top of the bars.
- Bake for about 20-24 minutes, until edges begin to brown slightly. Cool Completely before cutting.
Thanks for reading!
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Hi there! I’m Dorothy, the crazy gal behind the blog. If you didn’t already know, I’m crazy for crust…and cookies…and brownies…and pretty much
anything with sugar.











Luuuurve cookies and cream anythiiiing
Love this! I told you this on Instagram, but those cookies and cream bars are muh fave!!!!
As I read through this I thought, “Well, there’s got to be butter too…”
Sure enough, there it is.
I could eat SCMilk with a spoon. Just a can of it and a spoon. Sounds like a good time to me.
My grandmother use to let us drink condensed milk. And eat it out of a bowl with a spoon. She is awesome.
Can’t wait for Online BlogCon tomorrow!
I’m pretty sure I could eat the entire pan of these!
Dorothy–you and Ashton have done SUCH a great job with Online BlogCon. It’s going to be wonderful and fantastic and pretty much the coolest thing ever. You guys should be SO proud of yourselves! But I am the queen of stressing, so I totally understand. These cookies and cream bars look amazing and like the perfect way to de-stress. Eat two, just to be safe.
These look amazing! How about Keep Calm and Eat On? Hmm, I’ll keep working on it. Those do crack me up. There’s one for everything.
I love the whole “Keep Calm” thing…seriously, my life right now is anything but. However, those Oreo bars would make me very happy and forget about the stress:-D
Is this what your brought to the luncheon last week? If so, the were delicious! Good luck with the BlogCon tomorrow. I know it’s going to be a huge success!
Oh mah gawd. No wonder Mel was freaking over these. There’s no way Mr. Healthy could survive around ‘em!
they look amazing. And I’m SO proud of you, girlfriend! Online BlogCon is going to be such a success because of all your hard work. And copious wine-drinking but that’s not important. The important thing is, you rock!
Yay for BlogCon being tomorrow!! I am so excited for it! You and Ashton have done a fabulous job getting it all organized for us!!! And OMGosh…those bars are seriously amazing! Oreo and white chocolate?…it just keeps getting better!!!
keep calm and drink SCM. hahahahaha I love it. Oreos make me swoon. My fave packaged cookie EVER! These look so good! Excited for blogcon tomorrow!!
My kid, who only likes chocolate if it is Oreos or cookies n cream bars (really? how did I birth you with such a limited love of chocolate?!) is going to LOOOOOOOVVVE these!
Oh these do look magical!!! And a bag of Oreos? You can’t even eat one? Nobody would notice right?
I can’t believe you even got a post up! As I was going to bed last night, I realized I didn’t even have anything ready. And I just like “whatever. I give up.” hahah… I’ll have one up later, but sheesh! Way to one-up a sista!
By the way–these look just lovely. You know how I feel about magic bars…. and Oreos, obviously
Yum I love cookies and cream
Keep calm and eat Oreo Magic Bars! Haha I love it!! These do look like the ultimate comfort dessert to ease all sorts of stress.
And the Online BlogCon is finally here!! I’m so happy that you and Ashton put this together.
Wow, I want some (notice I didn’t just say one?). These look great! Have fun at blogcon for the next few days.
Love, Mom
Thank you Dorothy for sharing this recipe on Munchin’ on Mondays link share party! Hope you have a successful week
oh boy those sound good!
I love anything Oreo! Add that to white chocolate and cookies & cream bars and I’m hooked! Pinning
Absolutely amazing! I don’t think I have Oreos in the house right now, but I will soon so I can make these!
These look incredible. I love cookies and cream anything but with Oreos and those cookies and cream chocolate bars [which themselves look like heaven (I've tried the cookies and cream Hershey's kisses)], AND sweetened condensed milk? WTG! I want to inhale the whole batch!
And yay on BlogCon starting. I hope everything with that goes perfectly for both you and Ashton.
So simple, yet so delicious! And on the subject of keeping calm, my personal motto has been to “Keep Calm and Commit Metaphorical Murders.” It’s quite soothing, actually. Or “Keep Calm and Pretend You’re a Witch–Obliviate! (See? All Better.)” Or keep calm and procrastinate on this lovely site instead of thinking of real-life issues… http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/
Um, yeah. I would love to drink sweetened condensed milk. With a straw. Two cans, please. I’ll use it to wash down these ridiculous bars.
You had me at cookies n cream
And the nerve of pinterest! Bad pinterest, bad!
At next year’s Blogcon, you need to make these and send them to us all. That’s the only thing missing from the conference, awesome food and drinks! You did amazing putting everything together, sit back and enjoy it!
I am an Oreo freak! What a great recipe.
I think keep calm and eat these, with wine, for dinner
Delicious!
My son love Cookies and Cream chocolate bars so I’m sure I’ll be making these soon enough! They look delicious…thanks for sharing!
Wow they look scrumptious!
I would love to have you link them up to Wednesday Extravaganza – my Foodie Link Party
Here is the link:
http://www.hungrylittlegirl.com/1/post/2012/10/wednesday-extravaganza.html
Can’t wait to see you there!
keep calm and eat a whole batch of these bars sounds perfect to me!
Thanks for sharing these wonderful bars Dorothy, just linked to them in my 100 chocolate recipes from 100 bloggers post
I LOVE Oreos and sweetened condensed milk…and would LOVE to try drinking it. =) GREAT idea! LOL Thanks for sharing this amazing and awesome creation.
Thanks so much!
P.S. – Thanks for linking up at Weekend Potluck too. =D
Hi Dorothy – I love your Cookies ‘n Cream Magic Bars Recipe!!! Pinned! Thanks for the yummy share!
Thank you!
Dorothy,
I love your sense of humor. I personally love the keep calm and drink sweetened condensed milk! These bars are amazing! I’m not much of a cookie eater but I do love my Oreo’s. Thanks so much for linking up to Creative Thursday. Can’t wait to see what you share this week! Have a wonderful week.
Michelle
WOW! these look amazing and divine!
I would LOVE for you to link this up at my Ginger Jamboree Link Party!!
These look so good! Bag any diet because these are sooooo worth it!
Thanks for linking up to our Strut Your Stuff Saturday! We hope you’ll be back soon! -The Six Sisters
Oh my!! How did I miss these? Looks so good! WOW! I honestly don’t get all the “Keep Calm…” posts. I’m just dork i guess.
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I like most of them, some are funny. What’s funny is how cult-like they’ve gotten!
My nephew LOVES anything cookies and cream. So when my mom wanted to send him a care package (he’s in the Air Force), I sent her to this post. He received them this past Monday and has already asked for more…an entire batch, not just a small container. He shared them with his friends and they all went crazy for them. He said they were a little messed up from shipping but over all held up well and were still nice and gooey. Thank you for coming up with such an amazing & tasty creation!!
Yes, I like the bag of oreos one.

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