You know what song I’m really into right now?
“Sexy and I Know” it by LMFAO. It’s so wrong it’s right, know what I mean?
Whenever I hear it I want to do one of two things: dance or drive fast.
Especially when he gets to the part “wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle…”
When he says that, I usually do.
Know who else really likes that song?
Yes, I know. Just stamp “mother of the year” on my forehead. But I have an excuse as to why she listens to pop stations in the car with me.
For one, I don’t have a fancy-shmancy radio in my car that plays “Tween Toons” or “From the Playground.” Just the old fashioned kind, the one you tune to regular radio stations.
Also, if I had to listen to Disney and KidzBop music constantly while driving, my head might explode. That wouldn’t be good for anyone, least of all for my passengers.
But don’t worry. I made sure she knew that it was only a song we sing at home, in the house, without other people.
Of course, I didn’t think to mention that until after she treated everyone in Joann’s Fabrics to her at the top-of-her-lungs rendition of “I’m sexy and I know it…yeah….I’m sexy and I know it…” Complete with hip wiggle.
Yes, yes, I know. Mother of the year times two.
But can I be put back in your good-graces by giving your peanut buttery chocolaty toffee bites of goodness?
Peanut butter cookie crust, melted chocolate chips and toffee chips. All in one bite. Eating a bunch of these will make me sexy.
And I know it.